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 Post subject: Ha Ha Hee Hee
PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 1:11 pm 
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Joined: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:04 pm
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Location: USA,Texas
"Got Any?"

A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a
neighbor was called as a witness. The
defense attorney asked, "Did you ever
get any cocaine or other drugs from the
defendant?"

"No sir," answered the man.

"Did you ever get any from his wife?"

"No sir."

"Did you ever get any from his daughters?"

"Uh - excuse me, sir," the witness said, "but
we're still talking about drugs here, right?"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"I asked my wife, 'On a scale of one to ten,
how do you rate me as a lover?' She said,
'You know I'm no good at fractions.'"
-- Rodney Dangerfield

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"Confession"

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with
guilt and I have to confess. I have been
using your wife, day and night when you're
not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not
getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope
you will accept my sincerest apology with
my promise that it won't happen again."

The man, anguished and betrayed, went
into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and
without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

"Damn autocorrect. I meant 'wifi', not 'wife'. Sorry!!"


Live Long and Prosper


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 Post subject: Re: Ha Ha Hee Hee
PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:02 pm 
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LOL. So that's what I have been missing... Thanks Dave

My ratings... #3 = best, #2 = next (I was always a sucker for Dangerfield), #1 also very good smile116


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